How Bad Do You Want This Wendy Davis Abortion Barbie?
Hey ladies! Need some nice luxe regenerative eye cream but just can't get enough aborted fetus jelly to bind the caviar and Vitamin C and glycerine (?) together? Well, Wendy Davis as Abortion Barbie won't help you either because it is a doll of a fetus ready to be severed from its limbs with a shiny pair of scissors, and also it's not even a doll, it's a poster of one. No aborted fetus jelly for you! :(
Remember when Barbie's best friend, "Midge," had a removable stomach-babby and all the proto-wingnuts were outraged because it "promoted teen pregnancy" and "she didn't have a wedding ring like a common fucking whore"? You don't? Abortion providers and clinics errrewhere snapped them up like Britney Spears on a Cheeto, because they are disgusting hell beasts who think taking a scissor to a little African-American baby's head is THE GREATEST, like in that there poster up there. Or else because when abortion is outlawed women die from sepsis and infected coat hangers and perforated uterus things, and abortion providers tend to think it is better to have women not die, with safe and legal abortions, even if they aren't actually dancing around in Druid robes and chanting hallelujahs to Our Dark Lord Satan at the same time. And maybe, like God, they've got a sick sense of humor.
Nah, they probably just love murder, that makes the most sense.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.