How Do You Say "Rebound" in French?
Um, seriously, kids, I know you're French, but you've been dating, what, a month? And you're getting married in another month? This screams bad idea. I mean, are your approval ratings so low that you have to marry your girlfriend to get them back up again? What, again, is the purpose of being the President of France if you can't play the field a bit after your divorce? Also, I am not asking these things because I am jealous. I'm not even a little bit jealous (though, if you had said you date blondes but marry brunettes, I could have done something about that). [Yahoo News]