How Will We Ever Cross This River of Bullshit?
* Musharraf quits the army but insists he's still a douchebag. [ NYT ]
* The Israelis and Palestinians agree to agree to something sometime during the course of 2008, so kudos all round! [ NYT ]
* When you're trying to delete sensitive information illegally, it's best to figure it out yourself instead of calling tech support. [ WSJ ]
* Man, Michelle Obama is soo over that guy. [ WP ]
* Hey, guess whose presidency is in the toilet no matter what the fuck he does? [ WP ]
* It's a good thing Mike Huckabee's supporters like his lighter side and not his fatter side... you know, cause he lost all that weight. [ Politico ]
* This week, Democrats will talk about a new problem they can't solve. [ The Hill ]
* Looks like one good surge doesn't doesn't lead to another. [ LAT ]