We totally thought we were imagining things, but it's true: Rumseld has a "secret unit" that "expands his domain." According to the NYT, he calls his unit "Power Geyser," which seems immodest, but what do expect from something he houses in "Fort Bragg." (A whole fort! Most guys just find themselves pitching a tent...)
Okay, okay, it's really a "military unit" -- our favorite kind -- that's detailed to "high-risk" events like "political conventions and the Olympics." You know, anywhere your civil liberties might be in danger of being expressed.