Hungry Reporters Want To Eat 'Obama Quesadilla'
"Obama to face hungry press corps"? Washington media elite, you are all monsters.
The lamestream media is actually just starving for some quality Obama Time, because our commie president hasn't hosted a press conference since Spring, the month when everyone is too busy leaping about like an antelope-bunny and fornicating in the green meadows to remember that 9/11 is coming soon. What should Obama talk about, so that the Democrats don't lose the White House in November?
The key for Obama will be to stay on message -- vote Democrat or return to the policies of the George W. Bush administration -- as reporters try to get the president to make news.
But another key point for Obama will be not to get eaten. [The Hill]