Idiot CNN Trump Lady So Mad Tim Kaine Speaks Spanish Like Common Dora The Explorer
This is not Scottie Nell Hughes. This is Cecily Strong playing her on SNL. So basically, it is Scottie Nell Hughes.
Did everyone see the AMAZING Tim Kaine speech, where he showed us he speaks not only fluent Spanish, but also fluent liberal and fluent badass? It was very good, and a lot of people who were "meh" about Hillary selecting him as her running mate were suddenly like "OH YEAH TIM KAINE, SAY THE SPANISHES TO MY PANTS." At least that's what we think they said.
Anyshizzle, a dumb-butt Trump-supporting pundit lady named Scottie Nell Hughes (for real, that is her name) went on the CNN to say she can't believe Kaine talked all the nasty Spanish words in his speech. How can Scottie Nell be expected to understand that kind of blah-di-blah-di-blah talk? How do you even say "boy howdy!" and "bless your heart!" en Espanol? She does not know:
[T]his is about actually sitting there and continuing to divide us. You know, I appreciate him having multicultural and speaking Spanish, I think that’s a great idea, and we can all bring out our languages, Melania could come out and speak her five different languages as well.
Scottie Nell has MANY MULTICULTURAL and a whole passel o' languages she could bring out! She can do like five different Tennessee dialects during her morning poo! And according to her bio, she speaks fluent "TownHall" and also too "Christian Post," and even more than that, she was "named by Right Wing News to their annual Top 20 Hottest Conservative Women in the New Media for 2013." That means she speaks the language of WINGNUT SEX, and that language is even deader than Latin!
Scottie Nell's point is that Donald Trump is the best, because he always presses '1' for English:
[W]hat Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language that all Americans can understand. That is English.
What about all the American citizens whose first language isn't English and ... Meh, fuck it, why are we even asking.
Anyway, Scottie Nell was terribly offended by Tim Kaine rudely rolling his "R"s and saying all the longest words on the Taco Bell menu to the Hillary supporters. What is this, one of those PBS Big Bird Dora The Explorer shows?
I didn’t have to get a translator for anything that was going on at the RNC this week and I’m hoping I’m not going to have to kind of start brushing up back on my "Dora the Explorer" to understand some of the speeches given this week.
Well, for god's sake, that would be terrible. Maybe she could ask her young, presumably Dora-watching children (she has two) to help mama's dumb ass out.
Just so everyone knows, Scottie Nell is sorry for being such a dickwad:
Even for Twitter, that is just some really good English.