* Hey, the new AG nominee actually has held a job before! [NYT, WP]

* President Bush will don his curly mustache and top hat to veto the medicine for sick kids bill. [NYT]

* What will OJ do without his Johnny? [WP]

* You can take your Iraq refugees and stick them right in your ass, ok? [WP]

* Hillarycare's sequel can't possibly be as good as the original. [Politico]

* Jim Webb doesn't think "The troops can sleep when they're dead" is the best policy. Not everyone agrees. [The Hill]

* DC central booking smells a whole lot like patchouli. [The Hill]