* Hey, the new AG nominee actually has held a job before! [NYT, WP]
* President Bush will don his curly mustache and top hat to veto the medicine for sick kids bill. [NYT]
* What will OJ do without his Johnny? [WP]
* You can take your Iraq refugees and stick them right in your ass, ok? [WP]
* Hillarycare's sequel can't possibly be as good as the original. [Politico]
* Jim Webb doesn't think "The troops can sleep when they're dead" is the best policy. Not everyone agrees. [The Hill]
* DC central booking smells a whole lot like patchouli. [The Hill]