If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It 'Looted' This Wallet
The AP, calling the dog's deed "great," does not even question whether Lady Bunny is a fucking pickpocket robber stealer thief -- despite ending with the prior bad acts that Lady Bunny regularly perpetrated against her neighbors' shoes.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.