If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It 'Looted' This Wallet


TheAP reports -- via the Juneau Empire -- that Maltese pup "Lady Bunny" "found" a dude's wallet, which last he saw was right in his pocket.

The AP, calling the dog's deed "great," does not even question whether Lady Bunny is a fucking pickpocket robber stealer thief -- despite ending with the prior bad acts that Lady Bunny regularly perpetrated against her neighbors' shoes.


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