Willie Nelson playing a private "backyard bbq" fundraiser for Wendy Davis? YAY NICE TIME! SHOTGUN WILLIE! POT JOKE POT JOKE HAW HAW HAW! Also, that was a pretty good title for the post, we guess, so we have that going for us. Now, if we could just get Miss Dolly Parton to come play too, then it would be just like the end ofOur Idiot Brother, when Paul Rudd's dog meets the nice pretty hippie lady's dog, and everybody is happy with love and highness and the best, most inclusive, most American -- for all Americans, not just the Americans who think they get to decide who is American -- country music.
Nelson, 80, is still touring constantly -- which you already know, because you are aware of how he is still always getting arrested for having the weed on his tour bus. But he's taking April 27 to play a private backyard concert in Houston. Just think of the sunshine, maybe some margaritas, perhaps un poquito SO MUCH WEED. Wendy Davis campaign, we will hella come to Houston for this, maybe throw a little Drinky Thing, you just call us up and say "yes."
Because Wendy Davis's website is a nightmare -- we guess now we know why Sebelius resigned! -- here is where you can donate $5 to Wendy Davis for a sweepstakes chance to have the best goddamn day of your life. Tell em we sent you.
Your move, Lee Greenwood.
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If these ladies don&#039;t put a grin on your face, nothing will.