Illegal Aliens From Space (Mexico) Pay More Taxes Than G.E.
Hi friends! Just checking in to let you know that undocumented immigrants paid an estimated$11.2 billion in local taxes last year -- that's $11.2 billion more than G.E. forked over, even though General Electric is a documented corporation that makes billions and billions of dollars! (Gawd it must be so sexy being a gelatinous corporate monster that doesn't have to pay taxes, cuz you literally own our sad, sad, sad country.) Ergo: THE BROWN TACO DEMONS WHO DON'T SPEAK AMERICAN PAY MORE TAXES THAN G.E. And so do hopeless college students who earn negative $80,000 every year, because of Sallie Mae loan scams! Even if you haven't paid your taxes yet -- we haven't! -- you have still paid more taxes than G.E., since they received a tax benefit of $3.2 billion. Ha-ha, time for another visit to the liquor store.
Shit is wack. "So it goes." [NY Daily News]