Illinois Governor Flexes His Cojones
Earlier this week, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich bragged about his "testicular virility," which, if you ask us, is a completely inappropriate way for a former meatpacker named Blagojevich to express himself. Some other people felt the phrase "was sexist and an undignified thing for a governor to say," but in today's least surprising news, Blagojevich is defending it. To him, it simply means a "fortitude to fight for the people," and can be applied to either men or women, especially the ones with big potent balls capable of glazing a dozen donuts from thirty paces.— GREG BEATO