Ken Layne has a thing this week, all we can say about which is that it is almost certainly thrilling and sordid by turns. Thus, the Comics Curmudgeon, aka the Cartoon Violence guy, aka Josh Fruhlinger, aka me, will be your humble guest blogger, assisting Alex and fulfilling one half of the Wonketeering duties for the rest of the week. Apparently a bunch of assholes are running for president already, despite the fact that it's like 16 months too early, so I'm sure there will be something funny to say about that. Also: snow. More on this "frozen precipitation falling from the sky" nightmare as it develops, from inside, where it's cozy and warm. Also: WHORES! Coming soon.