'I'm Not Going To Talk About My Campaign'
Let's check in with maverick nutcase John WALNUTS! McCain and his campaign for the presidency. Is he still even running? If he is, are there any remaining staffers to let us know he's still running? We don't know! And now, we'll never know:
"I'm not going to talk about my campaign anymore," McCain said in a sharp tone. "I'm finished with talking about it. I've talked about it for two weeks. I will not discuss it or any aspect of it. Thank you."
On one hand, this is a bold move to make the dangerous old man "stand out from the crowd" of more conventional candidates who acknowledge and even encourage the existence of their presidential campaigns. On the other hand, WTF?
We support John McCain's brave new strategy, and sincerely hope he'll also stop talking about Iraq, terrorism, Iraq, torture, Iraq, the Enemy, and all of his fucking make-believe "friends."
McCain snaps: 'Finished' discussing campaign [CNN Ticker]