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Drone Terror Attack Thwarted Because Only Pentagon Is Allowed To Do That

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What could be wrong about a robot-drone plane raining death and destruction upon the Enemy?Everything, when a Muslim wants to do it! (Otherwise, this is called "10 years of U.S. war in Afghanistan.") Somehow, the FBI found an angry young Islamic dude in America who was, for some reason, angry about the endless murder of Muslims committed by the U.S. Department of Defense under orders from the Defense Contractors and their primary lobbyists, the U.S. Congress. And then the FBI did the usual thing of giving this dude a bunch of "fake" military explosives and assault weapons, so they could arrest him for having these things they just gave him, so they could say, "Terror Averted! (Please double our anti-terrorism budget, for freedom.)"


Reuters reports on this alleged scheme to use a remote-controlled plane to fly into the Pentagon and Capitol:

"The conduct alleged today shows that Mr. Ferdaus had long planned to commit violent acts against our country," U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz said in a statement.

The statement said the public was never in danger from the explosive devices, which were controlled by undercover FBI employees.

Uhh, hello, anti-terror police-state crooks? You were supposed to put one of these deals together three weeks ago, for 9/11 Day. Chop chop, boys! [Reuters]

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is a syphilitic lesion disfiguring Congress. He's burying liberal dreams, protecting a corrupt president, and he's never been happier. His wife, Elaine Chao, is also shady AF. Where do you even start with this guy?

Last week, Donald Trump said he wouldn't kick any election help out of bed just because it came from Russia. Some Democrats don't want to take money from Wall Street, but Trump is fine with intelligence from Moscow. McConnell thought this was no big thing. During an interview with Laura Ingraham, he claimed that Democrats won't let go of the past because they keep talking about Trump's proposed future crimes.

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