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In Obama's America, Thanksgiving Is Just Halloween Again, Forever

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Looks like the Wonkette photo desk was pretty much abandoned during your managing editor's long absence, which basically means nobody was raiding the White House Flickr feed for easy comedy blog postings, so forgive us if we GO BACK IN TIME to a special day that is really every single day for all Americans forever: Halloween.


So, Barack's mother-in-law is "dressed up" as a Gitmo prisoner. Michelle is what, maybe that crazy lady who urinated on the neighbor's porch and scared the kids? Barry is dressed as ... Harry Potter? Let's say Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Easter Basket. And then there's his sidekick, Chewbacca -- so maybe Obama is really "a gay child version of Lando Calrissian, forced by this stormtrooper to carry an Easter Basket, for Jesus."

Every year at Halloween, the socialist president pulls out the rotting head of Abraham Lincoln so all the guests can laugh at the Father of Our Country. Okay, that's enough Flickr Fun for now! Otherwise, we would need to come up with some explanation for this outrage. [White House Flickr]

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No pressure in November, but looks like the Supreme Court is going to do FUCK ALL about gerrymandering this term. In a unanimous decision authored by Chief Justice Roberts, the Court remanded the landmark Gill v. Whitford redistricting case on standing -- in other words, they won't be ruling on it because the plaintiffs challenging the gerrymander hadn't adequately proved that they personally had the right to challenge Wisconsin's preposterous districts.

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We have been hearing ever since late last week that Michael Cohen is probably about to be arrested and probably going to be indicted on one million charges and probably maybe might be about to try to flip and make a deal so that he doesn't end up in prison for the rest of his natural life. In fact, we have been hanging our hopes on it, because everything else sucks. Sure, we are still filled with joy over how Paul Manafort is on day four of JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER, JAIL, but then we remembered what is happening on the border and what we are saying right now is we need something happy.

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