In Which Allen Iverson Explains The NFL Scouting Combine To Tom Friedman


Let’s imagineTom Friedman is in an Indianapolis taxi driving to Lucas Oil Stadium for the NFL Scouting Combine. Tom Friedman asks the cab driver what he thinks about the NFL Scouting Combine because that would be a most Tom Friedman thing to do. For the sake of our thought experiment, in which we pretend Tom Friedman is riding in a cab to the NFL Scouting Combine, let’s also pretend the cab driver is former NBA point guard Allen Iverson because this convoluted exercise really only works if Allen Iverson is driving the cab.

What does this pretend Allen Iverson say to our imaginary Thomas Friedman about the NFL Scouting Combine?



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