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Oh, will you just look at the darling sign this fella is carrying (via Anne Helen Peterson) as he marches for LIFE? It reads "When she won't let you become Papa, so you stay Pepe," but it says so much more. It says something close to "Why, oh why, won't some woman come along and bear this dude's children, so he has something to do other than troll people on the internet all day long?"

As you might recall, before Pepe became both a symbol of the Trump movement and a hilarious way to threaten the "Lugenpresse" with ovens, "Angry Pepes" as they were called, were briefly in the news as a symbol of the so-called "Beta Uprising," after Christopher Harper-Mercer shot up a community college 'cause he was sad about no chicks wanting to bang him.

The "Beta Uprising," basically, refers to a hypothetical revolution in which "Beta Males" will rise up against alpha males and women, and take girlfriends for themselves, or something.

So I guess we're all just lucky that this fella is simply marching and not killing anyone, huh!

To quickly explain the sentiment behind the sign -- many residents of the manosphere dislike abortion (and the entire sexual revolution) specifically because they believe these things actually keep them from getting laid, rather than the other way around. Because, back then, if the doofus in the picture got a woman pregnant somehow, she'd probably feel like she had to marry him in order for both her and the child to survive, and he'd get free pussy for life. Now, instead of that, she -- hypothetically -- can go have an abortion and go on fucking dudes that aren't him. Not only that, she's prohibiting him from passing down his genetic material, which he very likely thinks is very awesome genetic material.

(As to "why doesn't dude adopt?" we would go with "because he is a creeper who clearly shouldn't be around children, that is just obvious.")

But now, rather than getting to pass on his DNA, and rather than getting free pussy for life, he has to be a lonely, angry man who spends his days trolling people on the internet and making Pepe memes.

[Anne Helen Peterson Twitter]

Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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