In Which Your New Boyfriend Orders A McChicken Sandwich With A Side Of MEN'S RIGHTS
You know how people are always talking about how nice Canadians are? Well! It turns out -- #NotAllCanadians. At least not this Canadian, your new boyfriend, the anonymous weirdo who tried to Red Pill a McDonald's and got nothing but a lot of confused mocking and a call to the police in return.
It's rather fascinating to see, really. As David Futrelle points out at We Hunted The Mammoth, it is basically an MRA (Men's Rights Activist) reddit come to life, in an Ottawa McDonald's. Usually, on the rare occasions that we get to see these fellas in the wild, they are alone and talking to themselves in their cars.
Apparently, there was something wrong with this dude's Chicken McSandwich (McChicken? SandMcWich?), and he started yelling at the cashier and calling her a bitch. She was upset by this, and then he explained to her that "Bitch" is a word IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE which means she can't get offended if he calls her that. Then also he is mad because he can't hit women and is only allowed to open doors for men? And he keeps being like "CALL THE POLICE THEN AND TELL THEM WHAT I SAID" and then she does and he's all like "TELL THEM WHAT I SAID," like a weirdo.
Then he starts going on about how he just wanted SERVICE and tells her to get on her knees, and all the Nice Canadians in the McDonald's are like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, EVEN?" and totally refused to get red pilled.
Then, we assume that he went back home to yell on the internet about "white knights" or something, probably.
What a delight!
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