Indictus Interruptus: DC Tumbrils Headless Another Day

Look, we know Patrick Fitzgerald is a by-the-books tieclipped tightass and everything, and really, we're grateful. Who else could have had the fortitude to trace the source of the Plame leak all the way back to the sulphuric maw of Dark Lord Cheney? But all this tension is getting unbearable. We haven't clicked so compulsively on the CNN site since the days of the Janet Jackson Superbowl clip. Can't the guy take pity on us and hand down just one charge to tide us over? Another day like this, and the sheer distraction of the thing will have us believing Harriet Miers is actually qualified for the federal bench. --HOLLY MARTINS


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