What do you call a room full of 500 horny lawyers? We like to think of it as a quarantine, but apparently it's some sort Ivy League dating ritual. The WP investigates:
Dan Prieto. . . has designed an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of the 15 women who've been selected for him as possible love matches. The spreadsheet lists the women's jobs, hobbies and physical characteristics, and ranks them on a scale he devised of 1 to 3. Prieto, 35, uses it as a crib sheet for his conversations tonight with the women.
Mmmm. . . spreadsheets. This guy is still single?
Lawyers ISO Love [WP]