INTOLERANCE SHOCKER: Hillary Says She's No Condi Rice
While Hillary and Bill Clinton have a French-style marriage and often cavort around with famous homosexual people such as talk-show hosts, for the first time ever Hill has said it loud and proud: She's not a lesbian. Clinton told the gay-obsessed mag The Advocate that she also doesn't give a damn.
"People say a lot of things about me, so I really don't pay any attention to it. It's not true, but it is something that I have no control over. People will say what they want to say."
While Mrs. Senator Clinton doesn't share a house with another woman, has never been caught soliciting sex from women in a bathroom, has never been accused of molesting pages or junior staffers, and has yet to be caught strangling a mistress or hiring hookers or divorcing her spouse in the hospital or during a press conference, a strange group of angry old white people -- who, with the notable exception of Richard Mellon Scaife, are all kind of poor and fat -- have spent the past two decades obsessed with "Hitlary" and her many crimes against nature and god, such as supposedly being a lesbian (because any woman married to a man who has affairs automatically "becomes" teh gayz) and murdering dozens of people, mostly brave Arkansas state troopers and Vince Foster.
Bizarrely, straight Democrat politicians are often friendliest to the gay constituency, while gay Republican politicians are generally obsessed with making laws against homosexuals. It is one of the great modern mysteries.