We're preparing for the prospect of a second Bush inauguration with a week-long bender, and in a rare display of advance planning, we've called upon one of the more outstanding Wonkette operatives to fill in. He's shy and doesn't want you to know who he really is, but we'll give you a hint: He's not a terrorist. Or gay. Bush would like him. Mostly.
We like him because he drinks a lot and has an expense account, and he sure is hilarious when he's drunk. And he's even more hilarious when he's drunk and he's paying. This will be a theme when it comes to guest bloggers in coming months.
We shall make periodic appearances, between rounds, but please, direct your kind attention to "Joe Klein."
Just don't out anyone while we're gone.