Iowa Wonkers, Come Pre-Game The Caucuses With Your Beloved Wonkette!
Achtung and hey there, Iowa Wonkers! Come join your editrix, her sessy husband, and her heiress baby on Sunday, Jan. 31, the afternoon before the caucuses, and let us ram and cram beer or a soft drink down your undoubtedly so-angry throat!
Open up and say awwwwwwww
Since we shall be residing at the front curb of your compatriot Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate, our sojourn will be in Iowa City at the Bluebird Diner, from 4:30-6:30 p.m. Come and say howdy, but in Iowan. I don't know, maybe bring us some butter?
How about the rest of our Wonkette 2016 Winter Wonksicle Tour?
Chicago pals, we shall see you Feb. 3 at a place to be determined, and Detroit, you're Feb. 4 because you are very close together.
New Hampshire and the rest of the Eastern seaboard, you're on notice that we're coming "eventually."
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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.