Iran's Answer to "Freedom Fries"
No, this isn't from The Onion:
Iranians love Danish pastries, but when they look for the flaky dessert at the bakery they now have to ask for "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad."
Bakeries across the capital were covering up their ads for Danish pastries Thursday after the confectioners' union ordered the name change in retaliation for caricatures of the Muslim prophet published in a Danish newspaper.
In other news, Sara Lee's Iranian subsidiary has changed its corporate slogan to "Nobody Doesn't Like 72 Virgins."