Is John Boehner Driving The Wonkebago To The Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing?


No, John Boehner is probably not driving the Wonkebago to the Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing, but a girl can dream, can't she?

Join your comrades at the Wonkette Commenter-Owned Cooperative Drinky Thing And Potluck (No Pot) next week! Because that is when your comrades Sister Artemis and WomanInAMood have decided they are seizing the means of Drinky Thing Production and throwing their own!

It is at Peninsula Park, Portland, Oregon, on Sept. 7 at 2 p.m. That is a weekday! But they will be going late, and you might as well comment in person instead of pretending to work and lurking all day anyway.

Will there be special guests? Besides John Boehner who probably never got his invite? Maybe and we're not telling and it could happen, who knows?

If that hat doesn't say Portland, I don't know what does.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

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