Is John Boehner Driving The Wonkebago To The Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing?
No, John Boehner is probably not driving the Wonkebago to the Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing, but a girl can dream, can't she?
It is at Peninsula Park, Portland, Oregon, on Sept. 7 at 2 p.m. That is a weekday! But they will be going late, and you might as well comment in person instead of pretending to work and lurking all day anyway.
Will there be special guests? Besides John Boehner who probably never got his invite? Maybe and we're not telling and it could happen, who knows?
If that hat doesn't say Portland, I don't know what does.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.