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Is That Sarah Palin's Hand In Your Pocket Or Is She Just Happy To See You?

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SarahPAC has a shiny new ad out about blah blah blah Sarah Palin is the warmest kindest most generous most important rogue the world has ever known, she and only she is in charge of deciding which lunatics will join the United States Senate, please send muneez. This is hilarious, because SarahPAC spentmore than twice as much on consultants in the 2012 election cycle as it did on candidates. (Candidates received less than $300k of the $5 mill SarahPAC grifted from the doubtless aged and infirm.) You guys, that buys SO MUCH NORDSTROM.


Anyway, here, have a video. It's stupid, but at least it ends with a bear-shaped Sarah Palin yapping like usual.

You guys, we are honest to for real gonna do a superpac any ol' time now, and we will skim less than half off the top for "postage" and "travel." Send money.

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No pressure in November, but looks like the Supreme Court is going to do FUCK ALL about gerrymandering this term. In a unanimous decision authored by Chief Justice Roberts, the Court remanded the landmark Gill v. Whitford redistricting case on standing -- in other words, they won't be ruling on it because the plaintiffs challenging the gerrymander hadn't adequately proved that they personally had the right to challenge Wisconsin's preposterous districts.

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We have been hearing ever since late last week that Michael Cohen is probably about to be arrested and probably going to be indicted on one million charges and probably maybe might be about to try to flip and make a deal so that he doesn't end up in prison for the rest of his natural life. In fact, we have been hanging our hopes on it, because everything else sucks. Sure, we are still filled with joy over how Paul Manafort is on day four of JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER, JAIL, but then we remembered what is happening on the border and what we are saying right now is we need something happy.

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