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Joel Pollak, freed from overseeing the playground at Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Home For Ostensibly Grown People Who Still Eat Play-Doh, now has all the time in the world to come up with really great and incisive analysis.


Unfortunately, in "OBAMA USES MASSACHUSETTS TO PUSH OBAMACARE; IGNORED SCOTT BROWN IN 2010," he seems to have forgotten to do so:

President Barack Obama spoke at a rally in Boston on Wednesday in an attempt to use the backdrop of Mitt Romney's home state to reinforce the case for Obamacare. Obama cited his 2012 Republican rival's signature policy achievement as Massachusetts governor. In 2010, however, Massachusetts voters elected Republican Scott Brown to the Senate to replace the late Sen. Ted Kennedy in a strong protest against Obamacare.

We feel like Joel Pollak might himself have "ignored" something pertinent. Whatever could it be?

Oh, right! Massachusetts voters rejected Scott Brown, not seeing fit to elect him to an entire term, sending whassername, Professor Schoolmarm, to Washington in his place. Also, WTF "strong protest against Obamacare"? More like "that one chick running against Scott Brown insulted Red Sox fans and probably should have been banished to North Dakota for her own safety" and 60 percent of Mass residents looooove their healthcare, so shut the fuck up Joel Pollak, sweet Jesus Christ.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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