* Heard on the Hill: Who was the mortician???... Older Congressmen miss their Big Brothers. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Black Congress Conference has the best guest speakers in town... Prince Albert opens an embassy in Kalorama... Paris Hilton heading to Rwanda. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays:Fred Thompson not Christian enough for "Faith, Family and Freedom" Gala... John Amaechi out and about at the theater... Most likely a Texas wedding for Jenna Bush. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome:Rep. Anthony Weiner drops pop culture references 30 years to late... NARAL Pro Choice America makes Mitt Julips... Barbara Boxer part of war in Iraq book club. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: CODEPINKers want Bush and Pelosi out... Max Baucus's dog to "foo foo" for most... Dave Chapelle is still here. [Politico]

* The Sleuth:Rep. Jim Moran is standing by his belief that Jews start all wars. [WP]