Israeli Diplomacy Features Awful Web Design, Annoying Music That Plays When The Page Loads Whether You Like It Or Not
This is only the beginning. Soon Israel will finally work up the nerve to set up that Match.com profile. "Single female middle eastern country, 58, prosperous, heavily armed, seeks partner for peace, economic development, maybe more." Then she gets what looks like her dream response: "Divorced male middle eastern territories, 58, interested in someone who'll be a good trading partner but still give us our independence." So Israel arranges that coffee date at Starbucks and the fellow walks in ... and whaddya know, it's Palestine! When they realize what's happened, they laugh and laugh and laugh. Not long afterwards, the bombing starts.
State of Israel [MySpace, and seriously, some crappy-ass Israeli rap will start playing when you open this page, so turn the volume down]