It Would Appear There Is a Bristol Palin Memoir


And then it came to this: "Bristol Palin (Author)"

How could you do such a thing, parenthesis? You've betrayed the English language. You too, the word "author."

Anyway, this book is untitled, because it's hard to sum up such a long, meaningful, event-filled life in just a few words. But we will try to help Bristol out. Here are a few suggestions:

War and Peace 2

Speaking GED To Power

Like That Time John McCain Got Captured In Vietnam, But With Some Teenage Hockey Player's Penis

A Life Well Lived, With Some Details of Nelson Mandela's Life To Fill This Thing Out To 304 Pages


Dancing With the Czars: Some Additional Bizarre Things My Mom's Ghostwriter Thinks That Isn't Worth Putting On Her Twitter

Having Sex: The Wildly Profitable Bad Decision

Are You There God? I'm Trying To Sign My Baby Up For An Endorsement Deal

Pre-order now! She's probably great at writing, we bet. (Author) [Amazon via Wonkette operative chascates]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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