It Would Appear There Is a Bristol Palin Memoir
And then it came to this: "Bristol Palin (Author)"
How could you do such a thing, parenthesis? You've betrayed the English language. You too, the word "author."
Anyway, this book is untitled, because it's hard to sum up such a long, meaningful, event-filled life in just a few words. But we will try to help Bristol out. Here are a few suggestions:
War and Peace 2
Speaking GED To Power
Like That Time John McCain Got Captured In Vietnam, But With Some Teenage Hockey Player's Penis
A Life Well Lived, With Some Details of Nelson Mandela's Life To Fill This Thing Out To 304 Pages
Dancing With the Czars: Some Additional Bizarre Things My Mom's Ghostwriter Thinks That Isn't Worth Putting On Her Twitter
Having Sex: The Wildly Profitable Bad Decision
Are You There God? I'm Trying To Sign My Baby Up For An Endorsement Deal
Pre-order now! She's probably great at writing, we bet. (Author) [Amazon via Wonkette operative chascates]