It's A Happy Nice Time Party Who Could Ask For More?
Hi there. Hiiiiiii. Do you like our new website? One commenter has already sussed out that it is like Buzzfeed but with looser editorial standards and a unicorn-vomit color scheme, which sounds just about exactly right, and pretty much what we were going for, so SUCCESS! Speaking of vomit, the only reason we launched this fershluggineh thing (read, made Lisa launch this thing, and probably also made her cry) was so we could come to Boston and throw a party, which is exactly what we are doing. Say, tomorrow (Saturday) at sixish?READ MORE
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.