UPDATE! Yes, we know Drinking Liberally is canceled for tonight. We're still going anyway! :D

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Give me liberty or give me beer! Prepare ye and put on your combat boots, because it is time once again to march on the Philadelphia "Drinking Liberally" chapter and invade it and stuff and basically show up and buy them some pitchers, it is just how we do.

Tues., March 20, 6-9 p.m. at Franky Bradley's, 1320 Chancellor St., Philadelphia.

Now for pictures from our fantabulous Pittsburgh meetup. (Callyson was right, and Penn Brewing is DELICIOUS. Go there, Pittsburghians, and tip your waitron well.)

On deck!

BROOKLYN, NY. Join us at your comrade Erin’s restaurant Grindhaus in the Red Hook neighborhood! Again, appetizers on me, drinks out of your own wallet. Thurs., March 22, I think maybe 7 p.m.

Washington DC! We’re buying you pizza somewhere Fri., March 23, to carbo load for the Teens March for Our Lives, then meeting you somewhere else Saturday morning!

Baltimore, Maryland! Holy Frijoles, 4 to 7 p.m.! Sun., March 25. Are you in Baltimore? Five Dollar Feminist has pneumonia OH NO and we will not be sleeping in her driveway. Offer up yours instead at rebecca at wonkette dot com!

Morgantown, West Virginia! Let us wipe off the coal dust and kiss you on your FED UP faces! Mon., March 26. And then …

Lexington, Kentucky!

Definitely Indianapolis!

Looks like Kansas City!

And then Denver!

Maybe Wyoming? We got anyone in Wyoming? Email me “I live in Wyoming.” We got one guy so far who's emailed I LIVE IN WYOMING. Maybe we will stop and see him! Okay we love you bye.

Seeing your beautiful faces has been the highlight of a very dumb year. Thank you for sending us to see all you all! And we'll see you at the Teens' March for Our Lives! AND BEYOND!

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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