Nashville Nutz Alert operative "Ames" sends your Wonkette this delightful nature photograph of Truck Nutz roaming free and happy in the wilds of a Tennessee parking lot, for all of us to enjoy. Savor it while you can! The Truck Nutz report from South Carolina indicates that over there, the species is being hunted to extinction: "For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle." Heartbreaking. [AP via one million concerned tipsters]