GOOD PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! PUT ON YOUR MARCHING SHOES!
Tomorrow is the Families Belong Together March, Wonkers. If Rep. Pramila Jayapal and 500 other badass ladies from the Women's March can get arrested protesting in the Senate Office Building, you can get your tuchas out there tomorrow!
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The Trump administration is ripping babies away from their mothers, and they're planning to build concentration camps in the desert to house tens of thousands of people. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
So find a march near you! Or meet me, Your Five Dollar Feminist, at the Southwest Corner of Lafayette Park tomorrow between 10:15-10:30 AM. Here's the march route.
Sadly, we will not have Wonkette swag [because the editrix is a dick who forgot to send it -- editrix]. But we will be holding up a cool Wonkette sign made by my cool teenagers. And YOU will have water, a hat, and sunscreen in your small backpack, since it's going to be in the 90s tomorrow. You will not have anything remotely resembling a weapon, and you will not be smoking up, which is illegal on federal park land. More deets here.
The organizers have asked us to wear white, which means we'll be one giant sweat-soaked wet T-shirt contest by noon! Hooray, half-naked with my mom, my son, and half a million of my closest friends! WHICH INCLUDES YOU, WONKERS!
Can't wait to see you tomorrow. Please message me on Twitter @5DollarFeminist to let me know you're coming. I'll tweet if our plans change or if we're running late.
It's your country. FIGHT FOR IT.
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Your FDF lives in Baltimore under an assumed identity as an upstanding member of the PTA. Shhh, don't tell anyone she makes swears on the internet!