Jake Tapper: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, You're Cool, Fuck YOU, I'm Out

He is just saying.

What is Wonkette's adorable boyfriend and Kellyanne Conway-destroyer Jake Tapper doin'? Let's see!

Oh, MEOWZERS! Our boyfriend Jake is in a sassy mood!

What's that all about, you might be a-wondering? Well, Breitbart had a GOTCHA! article about how Jake Tapper said Trump was "legitimately" elected, which therefore means there was no hacking and Donald Trump doesn't have cybersex with Vladimir Putin every night, HA HA CAUGHT YOU LAMESTREAM MEDIA DUMB DUMB ADMITTING TRUMP'S VICTORY WAS YOOGE! It came in response to that amazing moment during Trump's Thursday press conference, when Trump claimed he had the biggest electoral college victory since Reagan, which is HILARIOUSLY WRONGSTUPID. If you didn't see it, watch as nice NBC reporter Peter Alexander explains to The World's Dumbest Puppet that he is lying. Alexander goes HARD, and this is how all reporters should do when Trump lies:

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Evan Hurst is the managing editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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