Jake Tapper Gets Hitched, Is Declared Important By Arbiters of Class Privilege
Congratulations to ABC's square-jawed Jake Tapper, who, despite his on-going hostage crisis, has snared himself a wife, and an item in the prestigious New York Times "Vows" section. Tapper married Jen Brown of Planned Parenthood, thus justifying any and all claims of liberal bias in ABC's reporting. Jen's "father owns and operates US 1 Dollar, an independent general merchandise store in Lenexa, Kan.," a sentence we are pretty sure has never appeared in the Vows section before this weekend. Good luck, you crazy kids! And send us some wedding pictures, we couldn't make it out to Kansas City.