James Dobson: 'Fred Thompson Worships Satan'
Inexplicably powerful Jesus freak leader James Dobson isn't interested in teevee actor Fred Thompson's unannounced campaign for the GOP nomination. Why?
"I don't think he's a Christian," Dobson said Tuesday. So what is the Law & Order star? A Muslim terrorist? A neocon Jew? A sword-wielding turbaned Sikh? A baby-eating Satanist?
When informed that Thompson was indeed baptized by the Church of Christ, Dobson's spokesman said that doesn't matter because even though Thompson is a total right-wing conservative, he doesn't bounce around jabbering about Jesus all the time, so he's not a "committed Christian."
Dobson prefers a "real Christian" like sociopathic monster Newt Gingrich, who is probably the vilest person to ever serve in Congress -- and that's saying a lot. Gingrich is such a repulsive amoral scumbag that when he heard Elizabeth Edwards and Tony Snow had cancer again, he immediately served them both with divorce papers.
Dobson Offers Insight on 2008 Republican Hopefuls [US News & World Report]