We don't understand why everyone is so worked up over the Janet Jackson Superbowl half-time show display. That show kicked off MTV's "Choose or Lose" campaign, a campaign all about being a good American. Boobies are American as apple pie, certainly as American as motherhood. And did no one notice that her tit was adorned with a little silver sun? The sun is a star, and since it's decorated with a silver star, we can only assume this mammary has seen battle! Her boob is as highly decorated as John Kerry! And John Kerry threw his medals away. Janet ("Miss Jackson" if you're nasty) wears hers with pride.
The Superbowl's All-American Half-time show [Wonkette]
OUTRAGE AT CBS AFTER JANET BARES BREAST DURING DINNER HOUR; SUPER BOWL SHOW PUSHES LIMITS [DRUDGEREPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]