Jeb Bush's Brat Son Sells Soul to Giuliani
In what COULD MEAN SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's son, Jeb Bush Jr., has joined the Giuliani team in Florida, according to a release from 9/11's campaign. He will become chairman of "Florida Young Professionals for Rudy," which we assume to be much smaller than "Florida Elderly Jewish Lawyers and Retired New York City Middle-Managers for Rudy."
Jeb Bush Jr., the youngest of Gov. Jeb's sons, graduated from the University of Texas in 2005 and now works in commercial real estate in Miami. He also has BS community service affiliations with St. Jude's Hospital and "After School All Stars." According to Wikipedia he is called "Jebby," which sounds like an anti-Semitic pejorative for the Israel Lobby. Jeb Bush Jr. hates Jews! We called it first.
Like all Bushies worth their salt, he has been arrested for alcohol-related stuff. In 2005 he was charged for public drunkenness and resisting arrest, and when he was 16 the cops caught him naked with a lady person outside a Tallahassee mall.
His older brother is George P. Bush, the debonair favorite child who many expect to lead the newest generation of Bush politicians. Maybe one day George P. Bush will become governor of Texas and Jeb Bush Jr. governor of Florida and both will want to run for president. 'Twould be a shining example of America as an engine for social mobility.