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Jeff Gannon's Dramatic Retirement

Well, I hope you people are happy: faux-news reporter and possible White House briefing room plant Jeff Gannon, subject to a long hard hammering by the gay-baiting liberal blog scene, has retired from... whatever it is that he did. Really, you people ruin all the fun-- and it's always enjoyable to see liberals run someone out of town with language like "allegations of involvement with several websites appearing to support gay pornography and promote male prostitution." Uh, I happen to like gay pornography and prostitution? And will Mr. Gannon never answer my final interview request?


Is it you or isn't it you? And if it is, uh, are there more pictures from the series?

Best regards, Faux-Wonkette

It's true: good homemade porn is hard to find. Sad. We miss him already. Also, we won't remember his name in about 9 hours.

Retirement Announcement [Jeff Gannon]

BREAKING NEWS: GOP pseudo-journalist quits! [AmericaBlog]

Gannon Quits After Blogger Inquiry [Media Citizen]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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