Jenna and Barb Disappoint Their Parents and (This Time) Everyone Else
We've always considered alcohol a performance-enhancing drug, and from now on we're pointing to last night's Bush girls performance as negative proof. Think about it. This is the Bush spawn:
JENNA BUSH: Gammie, we love you dearly, but you're just not very hip. She thinks "Sex and the City" is something married people do, but never talk about."Sex and the City is something married people do"? "We're lazy rich girls"? Did they write these jokes themselves or something? Christ. They're responsible for the convention's second-most cringe-inducing moment (we're gonna have to go with the "burning bodies falling" as No. 1). And what is Jenna wearing, anyway? Could someone ask if Puffy lost a track suit?
BARBARA BUSH: . . . Besides, since we've graduated from college, we're looking around for something to do for the next few years. Kind of like dad.
Now, this is the Bush spawn on drugs:
Come on, who would you vote for?
Text of speech by Jenna and Barbara Bush [Seattle P-I]