Jenna Bush To Solve AIDS & Poverty & Holocaust
As the Bush Dynasty prepares for exile in South America, first twin Jenna Bush claims all her Latin American secret diplomatic missions were really just research trips for her bitchin' new book about a poor gal in Panama who has both a baby and the AIDS.
According to Jenna's statement, the "call to action" will "start a dialogue with kids" and be this sad era's version of "The Diary of Anne Frank."
Jesus Christ, this is just depressing.