Jenna 'The Drunk One' Bush Hager Goes Mommyblogging


Hey y'all! Remember Jenna "The Drunk One" Bush? That cowgirl was a pile of good times, yeehaw! Well, she went and got married? And worked for the Peace Corps or something if we remember right we are not looking it up? And then she got a job as a "correspondent" on the Today show because fuck it, she can't be worse than Chelsea Clinton or Luke Russert.

Well, Jenna Bush Hager had a little babby and took some maternity leave, and then she came back from maternity leave and wrote a mommyblog about it! And guess what! George W. Bush is a human-shaped monster.

Here is a funny story about Bush Hager's newborn, Mila, and George W. Bush!

When Mila was a newborn, she of course didn't really engage. And he didn't know what to do with such a small baby. When he held her and she would cry he would exclaim, half-kidding: "Someone take this baby!" Or he would say with sarcasm, "Mila, come see me when you can talk."

Hahaha, good one! Then George W. Bush threw the baby down the stairs.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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