Radar is reporting on a sketchy Jenna Bush video -- down, boys, it's about her, it's not the First Family Sex Tape. Though it appears to have been only been seen by the same cousin-of-a-friend-of-this-guy-knew-in-summer-school demo as snuff films, Radar alleges that it is footage relating an amorous late-night hook-up between the blonde Bush and an amoral, warmongering, malaprop-prone "self-described downtown coke dealer." Electra complex, anyone?

No Happy Ending For Jenna Bush [Radar]