Get well soon, Governor!Yoiks! Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, the woman who could be president someday if she weren't a secret Canadian, has undergone emergency surgery to remove "a bowel obstruction." We don't know much about bowel obstructions except that labrador retrievers get them when they eat pantyhose. The governor's problem seems to stem from a 1993 car accident. But what will this mean for Michigan's Democratic delegate mess?

Nothing, of course! It just means the governor will have to reschedule a trip to Israel and Kuwait, where she was supposed to meet with more than 50 investors interested in doing business with Michigan. In other words, Jennifer Granholm singlehandedly plunged her state into a hundred-year Depression by eating pantyhose while driving in 1993.

Granholm Has Emergency Surgery []


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