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Jersey City Dem Pees All Over D.C. Nightclubbers

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Once upon a time there was a city called "Jersey City," and people moved there to live when Manhattan got too expensive. A gentleman politician from this fine city made headlines this weekend when he urinated in a grand and public fashion on a crowd of people in Washington D.C.


Steven Lipski, a proud Democratic councilman, paid money to go see a Grateful Dead tribute band, and for this crime alone Rahm Emanuel will stuff a dead fish in his mouth. But even worse, he got so hammered he thought it would be a good idea to unzip his pants and piss off a balcony, like a drunken clown.

The police did not find this funny, so they arrested him. He tried to say that he was not urinating on anyone, he had merely spilled a drink, but of course nobody believed the comical boozebag.

Jersey City politicians have a long and proud history of embarrassing public hijinks:

This background information leads us to conclude that Steven Lipski is planning a mayoral run in the near future.

Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski is No. 1 threat at Washington club [New York Daily News]

Councilman vows to quit alcohol after public urination bust [New York Daily News]

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