Jessica Cutler, Ed Shrock Attempt To Steal Convention Thunder
Gosh, we must have missed something really big while we were out! All this email! Something about how Jessica Cutler posed nude for a gay Republican congressman's phone sex ad. Good thing no one reads that Play-whatever magazine. And that poor congressman... At least he's not a hypocrite or anything. We're just glad that our readers are paying such close attention to the issues of the day.
Did we really make it through an entire post about Washingtonienne and an outed politician without mentioning ass-fucking? Er... oh well.