Jesus Christ, Virginia, There Are Healthier Ways of Getting Attention
Elections last forever now. The 2006 midterm will keep going until we all die. Senator George Macacallen promised last night to keep fighting and holding footballs in places where it's inappropriate and weird to be holding footballs for as long as it takes to keep his seat. Challenger Jim "Women Be Shopping" Webb is ahead by two or three votes or something, but because Virginia is insane, no recount can happen until the vote is certified, which won't be until after Thanksgiving.
Great work, Virginia! Good to know that control of the Senate rests in your crazy hands.