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Lunatic: Scientology Knocked Up Hillary Clinton's Mom With The For-Real Whore Of Babylon, So ... Okay!

Once upon a time, back in 1946, L. Ron Hubbard and Jack Parsons, a rocket engineer who was all into Aleister Crowley and occult bullshit, did a series of rituals called "Babalon Working" that they believed would bring about a goddess called Babalon. While no child was conceived during the rituals as they had hoped, Parsons soon met an artist lady named Marjorie Cameron and decided that she was in fact Babalon/The Scarlet Woman and then married her. Like you do.

L. Ron Hubbard, as you know, soon tired of trying to bring back ancient goddesses with Satanic rituals and decided to create his own cult.

But that's not the whole story, according to End Times author and Skywatch TV CEO Tom Horn. In a SkyWatch program airing Tuesday, Horn explained that the ritual was actually successful. The Whore Of Babylon was actually created by the guy who founded Scientology and another guy who clearly did way too many drugs. And that Whore Of Babylon was Hillary Clinton.

SURPRISE!!!!


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Horn explains that all the spirit cooking performance artist occultists who surround Hillary Clinton totally believe that she is the Whore of Babylon produced in this ritual, and that he learned this because of Wikileaks. Obviously, everyone else just missed that part.

Via RightWingWatch:

"She'll grow up, she'll become an influential worldwide-known feminist who will help give rise to the Antichrist," Horn said. "They believed that that was Hillary Clinton."

"It's been announced now that Hillary Clinton is very likely going to run for president again in 2020," he continued. "Guess what? In 2020, she will be 72 years old. This is, again, one of the most important occult marker and it is going to again cause the occultists around her to believe that she is the incarnation of that entity."

Horn went on to say that Jack Parsons, one of the main participants in the "Babylon Working" ritual, reported that he had a vision in 1947—the year that Clinton was born—in which the spirit of this goddess visited him, telling him that she was now on earth to fulfill her destiny to "grow up and help the Antichrist come to power" and that her name was Hilarion.

"You have to ask yourself, 'Why do the occultists around her believe that?'" Horn said. "Well, mathematically, who else was named Hillary, born in 1947 that became an internationally known feminist that has the power to take the reins of the most powerful nation on earth?"





What he's saying here is that Jack Parsons and the Scientology dude did some sex rituals in California in 1946, and those rituals get Dorothy Rodham pregnant somehow, so she drinks a bunch of tannis root smoothies, gives birth to the Whore of Babylon and names her Hillary. Then, baby Hillary comes to Jack Parsons in a vision, tells him that her name is Hilarion (I guess to disguise her true identity?) and says she's super psyched to help get the Antichrist into power.

It just makes sense! Even if Hilarion is a male name and Parsons thought his lady friend was the actual Whore of Babylon. There can be many Whores of Babylon, probably! Evan tells me that some evangelicals even think the Roman Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon, which is super weird, but OK.

What's not clear, here, is what antichrist she is supposed to help come to power. I feel like the last time I checked, these people thought Obama was the antichrist, but she ran against him in 2008 so I don't see how that would be assisting him in a rise to power. Also he's not in power now? Also wouldn't it make more sense for the Whore of Babylon to be a vice-president and have the antichrist be the president? Or like, is she going to appoint the antichrist as the Ambassador to Great Britain like in The Omen III and then he'll do all the antichristing that way? I'd love to be more clear on the logistics here!

[RightWingWatch]

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