Jesus-Loving U.S. Attorney Also Loves Examining Her Flaws
Remember nutty Jesus freak Rachel Paulose, who Gonzo appointed U.S. Attorney even though she's like 19 years old? After a mass exodus at her offices in Minneapolis because she's a bible-spewing Hitler, the littlest lifelong Republican talked to the Star-Tribune about her problems. Here's how she defends herself:
* "These wild conspiracy theories are just that -- totally off base."
* "I'm a strong-willed person .... I think that I'm also a generous and loyal and kind person."
* "I've learned some things the hard way through this experience."
* "I have plenty of flaws. I daily examine my flaws, and try to do better. I will be doing that until the day I die, I'm certain."